(Source: civilwhore, via retiredjesus)

(Source: funnywildlife, via dulect)

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

(via slydig)

wanksclub:

i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

(Source: wanksclub, via covocal)

(Source: barack-obottm, via sorry)

brispeak:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

I think I like walnut as an insult too cause it looks like a brain but it is not one…

(Source: biencorrect, via svartestenatten)

Timestamp: 1413739783

brispeak:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

I think I like walnut as an insult too cause it looks like a brain but it is not one…

(Source: biencorrect, via svartestenatten)

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

(Source: lysergicyugen, via sherlockscookie)

Timestamp: 1413724111

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

(Source: lysergicyugen, via sherlockscookie)

rocktopussy:

becausebirds:

Kiwi on a treadmill.

well you can tell by the way i use my walk i’m a flightless bird

i can only walk

(via sherlockscookie)

Timestamp: 1413724105

rocktopussy:

becausebirds:

Kiwi on a treadmill.

well you can tell by the way i use my walk i’m a flightless bird

i can only walk

(via sherlockscookie)

(Source: gh0stiee, via oknope)

(Source: theonion, via articrnonkey)

thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

image

(Source: thesassycat, via stop)

queenbroslob:

plasteredd:

weloveshortvideos:

Girl does terrifyingly weird cup song

im pretty sure this is my life in one video

This girl is everything

(via sherlockscookie)

(via stability)

Fav pics of Queenie.

(Source: fishcustardandthecumberbeast, via marvelsqueen)

Timestamp: 1413668241

Fav pics of Queenie.

(Source: fishcustardandthecumberbeast, via marvelsqueen)