So excited I enrolled in night classes. What could go wrong?

mikeyisacunt:

bent-duck:

sylvia-socioplath:

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christ

girl on the left is physically repelled from him

(via encourage)

American Horror Story’: First Look at Freak Show Cast Art

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Timestamp: 1409249940

American Horror Story’: First Look at Freak Show Cast Art

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deucebowl:

a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”

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a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

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I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

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kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

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unpopuler:

people who can open cereal boxes perfectly are not to be trusted 

(via trust)

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

Why did jesus change his hair colour?

He dyed for our sins

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dirudo:

Making a cool new friend

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lindsaylohoean:

"what’s up?"

"the ceiling"

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amazonmebitches:

"talk dirty to me"

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Timestamp: 1409249625

amazonmebitches:

"talk dirty to me"

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clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

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Timestamp: 1409249591

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

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militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a cobra.

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Timestamp: 1409249560

militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a cobra.

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literallygoth:

wtf is wrong with this child?

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Timestamp: 1409249558

literallygoth:

wtf is wrong with this child?

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